Foodstamps wanted desperately to have sex with a hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Foodstamps got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said, "Hell no!" He said, "I'll be real quick - I'll throw the money on the floor. You bend over and get it, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it all up." She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend and explained the situation to him. Her boyfriend said :"Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes later and the boyfriend is still waiting. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, "He tricked me because all he had was quarters!"
-- Edited by 93LT1Z28 on Wednesday 10th of August 2011 07:19:34 PM
